Welcome to the Circus!

Back Again!!?

i'm back again..
can't get out to scrap as miss Jayda needs me, shes having a bit of a coughing fit.
speaking of the devil.. here she is tonight..
with her million Doogas (dummys)

Can you believe she will be 4 in less than a month! where did my baby go!

Here is a layout i did today, again using Bon's Girl Kit, i'm now addicted to butterflies and i bought myself a butterfly punch yesterday!

And this is a card i whipped up last night for my mums friend, she called me to see if i could make one for her daughter as she couldn't find any nice ones.. again using papers from the girl kit! and the funky bracket is made by A2Z Scraplets :)

And in honour of Charms blog party that is still going.. heres another song..
I chose this coz its been in my head since Jaxon came home from school singing it a few days ago!!

Coz i'm Bored..

Coz i'm Bored.. and i found this.. i thought i would do it & share it with you.
arent i nice!?

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car) Gabby Surf
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie) Macadamia Madnes Mint Slice
3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name) E-Pea (omg!! lol)
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) Black Dog
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born), Maie Broken Hill
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 3 letters of your first) PeaEmi
7. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink), The Black pepsi Max
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers) Lindsay James
9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite chocolate bar) Tresor Peppermint Crisp
10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names ) Joan Herbert Earnest
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter) Galpen Georgia
12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower). Winter Rose
13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”) Watermelon Nightie
14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree), Crunchy Nut Gum Tree
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”),The Scrapbooking Storm Tour

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

I'm sure someone wrote this, just for me lol

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit-out-of-luck,
Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit,
Or be asked to shit
Or get off the pot.

You can
smoke shit,
Buy shit,
Sell shit,
Lose shit,
Find shit,
Forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are
lucky shits,
Dumb shits,
And crazy shits.   
There is bull shit,
Horse shit,
And chicken shit.

You can
throw shit,
Sling shit,
Catch shit, shoot the shit,
Or duck when the shit hits the fan. 

You can give a shit
Or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit
Or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit,
Some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit,
Things can look like shit,
And there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit,
Not enough shit, the right shit,
The wrong shit
Or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit,
Have a mountain of shit,
Or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit;
Or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go.   

Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.   

But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........

Well, Shit Happens!!!

I Kicked a Goat because im NOT a Homosexual!

This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with, in the comments box
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ALONE~

Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I smoked
April------------I puked on
May-------------I choked on
June------------I murdered
July--------------I did the Macarena with
August---------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October--------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

  1------a birdbath
  2------a monster
  3------a phone
  4------a fork
  5------a Mexican
  6------a gangster
  7------my cell phone
  8------my dog
  9------my best friends' boyfriend
10------my neighbor
11------my science teacher
12------a banana
13------a fireman
14------a stuffed animal
15------a goat
16------a pickle
17------your mom
18------a spoon
19------myself
20------a baseball bat
21------a ninja
22------Chuck Norris
23------a noodle
24------a squirrel
25------a football player
26------my sister
27------my brother
28------an ipod
29------a permanent marker
30------a llama
31------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--------because I'm cool like that
Black--------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green--------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange ------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None---------because I cant control myself

Now type out the sentence you made, and leave it in the comment section! c'mon do it lol

Random...

Here is a random post that includes photos too!
(for those of you tired of the flab to fab stuff!!)
Just some random pics from in and around our house, inspired by Chelle's New Photo Blog.
Enjoy your little insight into our home! lol

Cool Parent? Says Who!

Chelle did this one on her blog, so thought after yesterday events i might see how i rate! Jaxon would definately say im NOT COOL!

Today i walked him all the way in the gate at school today, and made it VERY clear that he had to wait until one of us get there to pick him up. I'll probably be the first one there today lol

You Will Be a Cool Parent

You seem to naturally know a lot about parenting, and you know what kids need. You can tell when it's time to let kids off the hook, and when it's time to lay down the law. While your parenting is modern and hip, it's not over the top. You know that there's nothing cool about a parent who acts like a teenager... or a drill sergeant!

Would You Be a Cool Parent?

Tagged...

VITA .. Has tagged me on her blog, so here it goes...

YOU...
a cuddler? Hell yes Gotta luv cuddles.
a morning person? I don't do mornings... but they are growing on me
are you a perfectionist? Nope
talented? In some things more than others,yes.
in your pajamas? Now? no.
left handed? No.

LAST....
friend you saw: I have no friends!
phoned: Hubby
sent text: Hubby
received text: Hubby
message over myspace: Don’t have myspace
instant message: Chelle.

LAST NIGHT.....
wore: to bed? eeyore pj's
last night was: a little bit cold outside
got any plans: Read email, do the laundry wash the dishes, make beds, vaccum (it said a plan i didn't say i would actually do it!)

FAVOURITE...
number: 26
color: Black
season: Winter! nothing like freezing your ass off.

CURRENTLY....
missing: My hubby! hees been gone for a week.
needing: more sleep and a HUG
wanting: more sleep and a HUG

Q's and A's
q: first thing you did this morning: dragged myself out of bed and got dressed, woke the kids up.
q: last thing you ate: Fruche'
q: do you have anything bothering you? Yes my messy house!
q: what's the last movie you saw?: The Naked Mile (too funny!)
q: where is the last place you went? To the servo to get milk
q: do you wish upon stars? Yes… I do
q: are you a friendly person?: Yes very much so.
q: where did you sleep last night?: In bed all on my own! (in the MIDDLE!)
q: what color shirt are you wearing? White with black sleeves and Angel 4 Ever on the front - Sounds like me right?
q: when was the last time you really cried? When jaxon and i found a chewed up Tigger, i cried on the phone to hubby on the way home from school.
q: what was your last thought before you went to sleep last night? what am i going to do will all of these covers!!?
q: what are you about to do? Eat lunch
q: if you could drink anything right this second, what would it be? Broken Hill Special from the Juice bar.. yummmm
q: what's your job position called? Mum, full time. Brtender sometimes.
q: what's your favorite month(s)? July/aug we usually go on a holiday
q: what was your elementary school's mascot? Didn’t have a mascot
q: what's your favorite bottled water? PumP or Mount Franklin
q: what were you doing at 9pm last night? Reading mail and checking out purplescraps
q: did you attend your high school prom? Yes and the formal too.
q: did you go to someone else's prom? No, we weren't allowed to!
q: do you prefer coffee or tea? caramel Tea or milo (on odd occasions)
q: something to read within 5 feet?  umm the phone book?
q: how much french do you know? i know derriere means arse :), and a few more words i did french at school.
q: ever crash a car, been in an accident? Yes mum and i were fighting over the stearing wheel of my gemini and i smashed it into the front of the pub!
q: do you look good in yellow? i dont know i have never owned anything in yellow.
q: do you sing? yes.
q: ever sing in public? Yes when i want people to leave!
q: least favorite color? Flouro's and orange
q: ever had dippin dots? what is it!?
q: how many driving tickets have you had? uummm.. none never had any lol
q: do you own your own house? yes
q: at what age did you/do you want to get married? married at 19
q: have you ever been married? I am married now.. hopefully it will be the only one.
q: how many kids do you have/want? 2 kids.. a girl & a boy
q: do you like anyone right now? I like everyone :)

Tagging: Chelle (coz she always tags me!) Erika, Julie, anyone else who has a blog!?

5 cool things about me

Chelle has tagged me again.
This time i have to list 5 Cool Things About Myself.

5! i can't even think of one. But here goes...

1. I married my Highschool sweetheart when i was 19 & now we have 2 gorgeous (sometimes) children.
2. I studied nursing and may someday work in a nursing home.
3. I once met Rolf Harris, when i was a kid. He came to our pub and give me free tickets to his concert. (and i thought he rocked! lol)
4. I have a great sense of humour, all though it sometimes gets me into trouble because i can laugh at absoloutley anything, even if im not supposed to.
5. I'm related to a famous person! Merrick Watts (from Merrick & Rosso) is my cousin. His Pop was my Nana's (mum's mum) Brother! Most people say "prove it" when i tell them that or just plain don't belive me. lol I have no idea how i could prove it anyway!

There you go! thats 5 and it took ages.

December Is Here

The first day of december already which means...

24 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

Eeyore says Merry Christmas too. Isn't he cute? Yes i still love eeyore! There are some pyjamas in the big W catalogue with Eeyore on them, and some undies/singlets too! So cute makes me wish i was a kid again, or at least a few sizes smaller so i could actually fit my fat ass into some of them. I'm actually wearing my fave pair of eeyore pj's right now! They are a bit worn out and getting thin, but they are comfy! Now that i have filled a paragraph with talk about eeyore! LOL moving along...

I have nothing exciting to post! I have been running around and doing stuff today, housework, picking up forms from the dr, adding new stock & updating the online store etc. Looking at my scrap room and thinking what a pig sty it is - i really need to go clean it. I'd better get organised, we have to go away the week after next and i havent finished my xmas shopping or put the tree up or anything. I need decorations too, all hope of me making my own this year has gone out the window.

Found this and thought it was pretty cool and worth sharing!

POSITION VACANT
Mum - Job Description

POSITION: Mother, Mum, Mummy, Mom, Mama, Mommy

JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES: The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite your tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60mph in three seconds flat just in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinating production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indespensable one minute and an embarassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of half a million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume, final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT AND PROMOTION: Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION: Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independant. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could do only more.

BENEFITS: While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right.

Speaking of Jobs, i have one tommorow night..
Serving these and many other alcoholic beverages to piss heads from 7 until 1 am when we boot them out.
Fun fun fun, im thinking of the $$ that should get me through the night!

Sweet Dreams, Eeyore and i are off to shove Hubby over his own side of the bed!!